Poor little owl! It’s hard to be so handsome and have no admiring public to show it off to. Won’t you accept this charming nighttime companion as your escort for the evening? His manners are impeccable, his knowledge of culture and current issues impressive, and his wit will have the crowd hooting with laughter all evening. But don’t worry—our little friend is certainly the natural crowd-pleaser, but that friendly gleam in his glittering onyx eyes is meant for you alone.